For the B&B’s opening night, Bernice has recruited a competent harpist, and she doesn’t waste any time in telling him she’d like to play a game of hide the sausage with him. He is more than happy to comply, but this proves to be a disastrous oversight.
When Bernice wakes up the morning after their bedroom brawl, she quickly realizes she has significantly overslept and asks her bedmate, “Was it good for you?” She is leaving the house to go to work.
When harpist Tim doesn’t show up for the big occasion, she is even more embarrassed. Bob (Tony Audenshaw) is not impressed when she arrives in a state in which she must apologize for being late. Has he abandoned her? The last thing her ego needs is that. Bob leaves to look for information, leaving Bernice to be the one to inform her that her “beneficial” buddy has passed away.
Bernice is in disbelief. What the hell was going on between those sheets?
As the catastrophe unfolds, things take a turn for the worse when Wendy overhears a conversation and assumes that Bob and Bernice had an affair. When Bob is openly accused of doing the dirty on Wendy, she is distraught and he is embarrassed. As Bob cries out in defense of himself, Wendy answers by throwing a bucket of icy water at him from an upper floor window.
As Bob comes at the B&B sopping wet, Bernice can only stifle her laughter because he is clearly out in the cold.
When she discovers that Wendy believes she and Bob had sex, the smile rapidly disappears from her face, but she explains it away by thinking Wendy is going through the menopause. Would her strategy to win Wendy over succeed in doing so? What happened to Tim after that?